Saturday, January 8, 2011

Return of the URBAN LEGEND


Many many years ago, in the foothills of the Shivalik mountain ranges, lived THE LEGEND of a man, who was the epitome of all that is morally wrong with the world, a sadist beyond comparison and a cold hearted womanizer. He lived life to the hilt, was happy like a baby and gave two hoots about what the world around him thought of him. But as with good things, the GOLDEN era was bound to end. The lessons learnt were forgotten, the rules of happiness were bent and the darkness of the heart was replaces by the sunshine of kindness, love and compassion. Soon THE LEGEND became a myth, the reality became folk lore and what was never supposed to be forgotten was forgotten.

Over the next few years, life played more than its fair share of tricks on our man, uprooted him from his paradise, spitted him in a God forsaken place and to top it all, gave him a conscious to feel, a heart to love and a desperate need to have a special someone in his life. He was broken, bent and twisted beyond recognition, shown the depths of loneliness, screwed by the very ppl he trusted and the worst was yet to come. For the first time, in his life, he REMEMBERED THE DATES OF those cruel events and just couldn't block them away, as he had all his life. They nagged him, ate him away from the inside and made him dependent on ppl, other than himself.

When all hope seemed lost, when the darkness almost seemed vanquished, when the GOOD had almost defeated EVIL forever, SATAN blessed his favourite child with everything that had been lost. HE took away the emotions, the care, the love and most importantly, returned to our man the ability NOT only to forget the ppl he hated, but also to forget the ones he LOVED, to become immune to their sufferings and to focus ONLY on his own happiness.

Thus, with just enough time to spare, from the depths of hell has once again risen THE URBAN LEGEND from Chandigarh, to cause unprecedented heartache and to wreck havoc amongst the fairer sex called women.



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